#Se == Haha == Yuri
#Kh == Nana == Sarah == Monika == Sarah == Serra
#Lo == Hana == Rico == Lol
#Ki == Naha == Henrietta == Tarkova

#Rico<Multiple arcologies lead to resource wars. It s difficult to keep them all from blowing up.>..

#Henrika<ugh . i hate that one .>..

#Sarah<You should try public lashings . Works for me every time .>__

No replies .

#Sarah<See ka It works .>__

#Rico attached a file ..

#Henrika<shut up , Monika .>..

#Yuri<!you re out of order! .>__

#Yuri<are you sure you re running that on Plus ka>__

#Sarah<oh . hold on .>__

#Sarah<oh . hm .>__

#Sarah<no , it compiles . if you whip them hard enough it counters out the stagnation factor .>__

#Henrika<for fucks sake , Sarah .>__

#Yuri<if you can enable genome resequencing , splicing them with plants makes them pretty docile .>__

#Sarah<You could try neither .>__

#Yuri<i could try both .>__

#Rico attached a file ..

#Henrika<the fuck granularity are you guys using wireframe ka>__

#Yuri<have yall ever wondered about chocolate ka>__ <i mean what would like a chocolate cannabis plant be like ka>__

#Henrika<could be like the cannabis plant you feed blood and keep in the basement>__

#Yuri<i unplugged that project .>__ <i m gonna print one .>__

#Sarah<a chocolate cannabis or a vampire cannabis ka>__

#Rico attached a file ..

#Rico<Here, let s make it an emotional vampire and call it a Dé.>__

#Henrika<speaking of , hows the abbey ka>__

#Yuri<its good . everything is all set up .>__ <keep them wound up until they re thirty . put them in a cell until they re thirty five . life begins at fifty . lo .>__ <attached a file , i know .>__

#Rico attached a file ..

#Henrika<LOL>__

#Yuri<Rico , this is a trillion twenty-somethings being put through Key Hell in a pattern that spells "Oof" .>__

#Henrika<LOL>__

#Yuri<okok i got to World Arcology .>__

#Sarah<Rico , why do you insist on microwaving them .>__

#Rico<One of us had to.>__

#Yuri sighs ..

#Yuri<out of the water , into the microwave . out of the water , into the microwave .>__

#Rico<Wait, why are you doing it?>__

#Yuri<

#Henrika attached a file ..

#Yuri<is it ka .>__

#Rico<It is.>__

#Sarah smiles .

#Sarah attached 27 files .

#Yuri<hold on .>__

#Henrika<to what ?>__

#Yuri attached a link .. <http://filesha.re/a0xKbl7>__

#Henrika<pfft>__ <Sa Mach Fe Crøs .>__

#Yuri<so kayaking , thats supposed to be the adventure sport of Pop One Tril , right ka>__

#Rico<Right,>__

#Yuri<i ve got my outdoor temperature set to MURDER COLD . now what ka .>__

#Sarah<Whoop , mine crashes .>__

#Rico<Hm.>__

#Henrika attached a file ..

#Rico<Try enabling snipers, itis the best way to Deal with copyright crust .>__

#Rico<There has to be a better way of dealing with the information wall. Too many of them waste their time on 2048-bit when the Enemy can already see our of your eyes.>__

#Yuri<there was so much privacy at Pop One Thousand .>__

#Sarah<You know that we re all still supposed to be doing Pop One Thousand , right ka>__

#Henrika<yeah! and start One Tril in Q4! no way!!>__

#Yuri<yeah . butt . black wood doe .>__ <omf wrong convo lol>__

#Henrika<did you guys ever hear about that girl that did a six-foot long line of ketamine ka>__

#Rico<The one from Hong Kong?>__

#Sarah<Pssh . That news is old bears .>__

#Yuri<she knew exactly where to put that aux cord .>__

#Yuri<it is incredible to watch over generations the music evolve .>__ <i ve had #StadiumLove in my head for days .>__

#Monika<<target_Rico>what is it doing?>__

#Rico<I·m putting bitches in the fridge.>__

#Monika<why are you putting bitches in the fridge ka .>__

#Rico<Mother likes it when there·s bitches in the fridge.>__

#Henrika<you know Yuri·s not ur mom rite>__

#Yuri blush .

#Rico<We have an understanding.>__

#Yuri<how are all urs coming along ka .>__

#Henrika<tbh i ve actually been playing One Thou. it·s a lot less frustrating.>__

#Yuri<that·s fair .>__ <given that it·s what we·re supposed to be doing .>__

#Rico plays xer cards close to xer chest .

#Monika<Have y·all noticed the infinite loop on One Bil ka?>__

#Yuri<where ka .>__

#Monika<If you run it on #AllPos_Plus there·s a magical school that enables #Countertemporality , if you manage to set up a station at two ends the camera can slide back and forth .>__ <Looks rrreal weird poppin· in and out of vaginas back and forth .>__

#Henrika<wouldn·t that drain your flux pool tho ka .>__

#Monika shrug .

#Monika<I wanted to see what would happen so i ran it on a separate server .>__

#Yuri<what was the relative time ka .>__

#Monika laugh .

#Monika<Hahaha .>__

#Henrika<So , have you guys noticed the new cybernetic substrate that·s popped up recently ka .>__

#Yuri<yuuup .>__

#Rico<Uh huh.>__

#Monika<Add it to the pile , i guess .>__

#Henrika<ok so is it creating really hostile contexts without you asking ka .>__

#Yuri<yuuup .>__

#Rico<There·s been a lot of new memoryheads and kitesails gone up lately.>__ <Production has been cranking them out.>__

#Monika<Things are nuts up in the ionosphere .>__ <the megaconstellations crackle constantly .>__

#Yuri<well , i can tell you right now the Marianas deepsea cables are about as spliced into and hacked as they come .>__

#Rico plays xer cars close to xer chest .

#Yuri<what are we doin· for One Mil again ka .>__

#Rico<Cops and Robbers.>__

#Monika<Maybe you are , #Yuri is getting her face grafted to the side of a blast furnace .>__

#Henrika<did u really need to hit her with all five ka .>__

#Monika<You askin· me or xer ka .>__

#Henrika glare .

#Henrika<anyway , i·m thinking capes .>__

#Rico<Capers,>__

#Yuri<and capped asses .>__

#Rico<Yikes.>__

#Yuri<if #Monika can do _PublicLashings i can do _CappedAsses .>__

#Monika<I can hear the singing already .>__

#Yuri<so does that mean i ll be playing #_TwoFace ka .>__

#Rico<Who would you be, Henrika?>__

#Henrika<what , in DC ka .>__ <are you kiddin· me ka .>__

#Rico<Well, then, I·ll take Marvel.>__

#Monika<<target_Rico>You don·t really strike me as a Captain Marvel .>__

#Rico<No, the printing company.>__

#Monika<Ba dum pssh .>__

#Henrika<Are you guys also getting hammered with malware ka .>__

#Yuri<ffs>__

#Monika<There does seem to be something putting both a damper and an edge on the atmosphere , ja .>__

#Yuri<the #GuiderLine have been choked up recently .>__ <something has been polluting the psychic sphere .>__

#Henrika<Axiomatic leyline paratrigonometrics ka .>__

#Yuri<#AxiomaticLeylineParatrigonometrics , ha .>__

#Henrika<Do you always calibrate for this stuff in ur renders ka .>__

#Yuri<always .>__

#Monika<Greeeat . Trolls a n d fuckedupshitwecantexplain .>__

#Yuri<imma go cool off in the fridge .>__ <ttys>__

#Henrika<So what do you even do with them like do you just throw them in naked or ? .>__

#Rico<Me ka?>__

#Henrika<Obviously .>__

#Rico<You have to specify target#Rico.>__

#Henrika<OH THE LORD , MY GOD>_ <<target#Rico> so do u just toss them in or what ? .>__

#Rico<We give them sweaters and sweatpants, cozy socks and mitts. We·re trying to induce psychic phenomena, not frostbite their toes off.>__

#Henrika<Oh. Hnh.>_ <How long do you put them in for ? .>__

#Rico<Well, it depends. Usually a couple hours, unless we·re tempering them, then it·s heat, hammer, cool. Heat, hammer, cool.>_ <Usually.>__

#Henrika<How about that .>_ <Learn something new every day .>__

#Yuri<are y·all also having trouble with portable 3D Printers ka>__

#Henrika<They·re so much fun at One Thousand .>__

#Rico<It·s pretty difficult to limit something that can produce more of itself.>__

#Henrika<Anyone wanna summarize The Restoration chapter to me ka .>__

#Yuri<after being killed down to just 1000 people>_ <those 1000 gaijin each build their own personal Citadel>_ <maximally appropriate the local archeology>__

#Monika<then "I·m gonna se! I·m gonna se!">__

#Yuri<"ya bb , se !">__

#Rico<"So we pair each of the Motheriders up with a specialized Leechbonder, and-">__

#Henrika<All YgMas!>__

#Yuri<in az ro v in a shipping container>__

#Henrika<So when you start to Se and it·s like , "How do you justify a KillEveryone?">__

#Rico<Because it·s JusticeKali in charge and the shipping container has to be empty in time for Q2.>__

#Henrika<These exercises are the sticks .>__

#Rico<Heh. Heheh.>__

#Yuri<oh no>__

#Monika<Rico , you·re laughing . What·s wrong ka .>__

#Rico<I did an Idiot-Se.>__

#Henrika<What have you done .>__

#Rico<I got a society all the way to One Million, so I smashed the controls and watched to see if they could puzzle out One Bil without me.>__

#Yuri<how·d it go ka>__

#Rico<Heheh. Heheheh.>__

#Yuri<i double on my original statement>_ <did you leave out the microwave>_ <ka>__

#Rico<Of course I did.>__ <Hey Fred, get in the microwave.>_ <BZZT>_ <Hey Keith, get in the microwave.>_ <Uhhh, nope! I·m good, boss!>__

#Henrika howl with laughter ·

#Monika<<target#Rico>There·s evil , and then there·s whatever the hell you are .>__

#Yuri<how long did it take ka>__

#Rico<Look, the important thing is that they got there.>__

#Henrika<How·s yours going , Yuri ka .>__

#Monika<Why doesn·t anyone ever ask me how mine are going ka?>__

#Yuri<<target#Monika>Because your creations are always birthed in nightmares Ha>__

#Monika laugh ·

#Yuri<<target#Henrika>they·re on their fourth layer>_ <the foundations are going to collapse soon>_ <they haven·t been down there in a century>_ <it·s going to be spectacular>__

#Henrika<Are you still doing lim<time>#2150y ka .>__

#Yuri knuckles whiten ·

#Yuri<trying to>__

#Henrika<I·m tellin· you guys , take the low road . One Thousand is where it·s at .>__

#Monika<Are you doing mating or cloning ka?>__

#Yuri blush ·

#Yuri<i like to watch them>__

#Yuri<alright Monika i·ve got a minute>_ <what have you got for us ka>__

#Monika<Here·s a trillion sparrows .>__

#Monika attached a file ·

#Monika<Here·s a trillion loons .>__

#Monika attached a file ·

#Monika<Here·s a trillion swans .>__

#Monika attached a file ·

#Monika<Here are the biomes peak suited to their species flourishing .>__

#Monika attached <>03 files ·

#Yuri<did you do human ka>__

#Monika<Why are we doing human , again ka?>__

#Henrika<I dunno , Promise-Keeper , why ka .>__

#Rico<Alas, the Mysteries, they are many.>__

#Monika<Does the assignment specify it has to be human ka?>__

#Yuri<well yeah>__

#Monika<Tch .>_ <Letks see if I can find a road less travelled .>_ <Aieee .>_ <Hm .>__

#Henrika<What are you up to ka .>__

#Monika<Does it have to be the dominant life form ka?>__

#Rico<The exact text says "dominant organism".>__

#Monika<Reeeally>__

#Monika<One Billion is really where you start to see anonyminity .>_ <At One Thousand , everybody knows who everybody else is .>_ <Even at One Million , you can still see , this person is from this tribe , that person is from that tribe .>_ <At a billion though is where the bonds of society break down .>__

#Yuri<wow>_ <it·s disorienting jumping from a life that wild and so at peace to IRL>_ <a trillion loons>_ <that·s a long time>__

#Monika<Did you Sí it ka?>__

#Yuri<of course i did>__

#Monika<Most people wouldn·t .>_ <Like you said , that·s a long time .>__

#Yuri<i stabbed a hawk in the heart with my face>__

#Monika<Of course you did .>__

#Rico<You would not believe the feedback loops that trusting, simple machines and egomaniacal ideopaths can get up to.>__

#Yuri still has the Doomskar ·

#Rico<Well, maybe you would.>_ <I mean some of these things could count as xenoneuronal feedback, there·s no exit strategy, they just blindly do what they are with often catastrophic consequences.>__

#Henrika<If a megacity has six explosions per second does it count as a Standing Wave ka .>__

#Rico<That·s what I like about you, Henrika. Your positive outlook and go-get-em attitude.>__

#Yuri<also>_ <it was fun using that biome>__

#Monika yawn ·

#Monika<I should sleep .>__

#Henrika<When was the last time you slept ka .>__

#Monika<Sometime last week .>__

#Rico<I should probably knock out too, let the Dream Reapers warm up.>__

#Yuri<ok>_ <ttys>__

#Henrika<Peace .>__

#Sarah<There are things that are Atrocities at One Million , and Unthinkable at One Thousand , that occur on a daily basis at One Billion .>__

#Yuri<holy fuck they just ionized an atmosphere of aerosolized biosolid and suspended it in the air using supermagnets>__ <yikes>__

#Sarah<I am inspired .>__

#Henrika laughSe.·

#Yuri<there is an espirit dans l·escalier in this schreitender wolkenkratzer>__

#Rico<Assault language some more, why don·cha.>__

#Yuri<t t current dd schreitender wolkenkratzer k hco yuri t espirit dans l·escalier ici k>__

#Henrika<gurk!>__

#Sarah<CRITICAL DAMAGE>__

#Yuri charmSe.·

#Yuri<watashi wa yami kawaii>__

#Sarah<Wow do these games look different depending on whether you enable universal surveilance .>_ <One of them is a killing world where they all privately boiled each other into a frenzy .>_ <Another is a near-sterile surveillance state with a thought police that steps on everything it sees .>_ <Lots of pop music tho .>_ <It·d be great to get the bulleitin-board city for more than a century .>__

#Sarah<Hm , it seems to take about the same number of council members to run a society , regardless of how large the population is .>_ <The problem isn·t in finding competent clerical staff , it·s in justifying the power imbalance .>__

#Yuri<have you started hitting the wall of apocalypse cults yet ka>__

#Sarah<I·ve got my first few , is that a trend that continues ka?>__

#Yuri<the leap from ten bil to twenty is a doozy>__

#Henrika<Apocalypse cults you say ?>_ <And all I have to do is clear the Million-to-Billion hurdle ?>_ <I wonder if I can do it the same way as last time .>__

#Yuri<did you get to Billion last time ka>__

#Henrika<Nah , I made it past Million but got reeeaaally sick of the Kings-versus-Kings stage .>__

#Yuri<<target#Rico>you seem to like Million what·s your secret ka>__

#Rico<The trick isn·t getting up to a Million, it·s keeping them down there.>__

#Henrika<I liked getting up to a Million .>__

#Rico<Well, try Monarchy then.>__ <Was it.>__

#Henrika<It was .>__

#Rico<Please don·t get started on key jokes.>__

#Henrika<Why not ? I figured you·d enjoy the switch .>__

#Yuri headdeskSe.·

#Sarah<Hey Yuri how many species do you control for in your renders ka?>__

#Rico<Hey Yuri, how many species do you control for in your renders?>__

#Yuri<i always control for at least five species body types>_ <why ka>__

#Yuri<whoop>_ <there it is>__

#Sarah<Uh oh .>_ <Population bloom .>_ <Yikes .>_ <yIKES .>__

#Henrika<Be careful , those things can get out of hand pretty quickly .>__

#Rico<What·s happening?>__

#Sarah<They got into the quantum computing during a data devour .>_ <oh no no nO NO NO>__

#Yuri<are there unrecoverable bits ka>__

#Sarah<Theeere·s unrecoverable bits .>__

#Henrika<LOL>__

#Rico<New Game Plus OR Continue?>__

#Sarah<Have any of you ever gotten to 0.7 with undeterminable variables left hanging ka?>__

#Rico<Yuri has.>__

#Henrika<Yuri has .>_ <lol>__

#Yuri<it isn·t recommended>__

#Yuri<i just felt a data Ge>__

#Yuri<RadioEdit ka>_ <what the hell is RadioEdit ka>__

#Sarah<I think I might cause an apocalypse .>__

#Yuri<i feel the same way myself sometimes>__

#Sarah<It is really difficult to control this many people .>__

#Rico<Not if they all live on The Farm.>_ <Don·t need to go on askin· questions, we been livin· this way since before your grandpappy·s time.>__

#Yuri<any of y·all wanna tell me what models of Hco Athene and Hco Tarkova , two Phyrexian Goddesses , are doing on the Dominarian SteelAndTweed ka>__

#Rico<If I had to guess, I would imagine it went something like, >_ <Atrezorius Law Magic says they own Copyright Magic, so they own de facto anybody that auto-accepts the "I Agree" portion of a website. Since they AI-checked their scripts for redundancy, it auto-assumes that if you have any internet presence at all, that they therefore own you and your likeness and can do anything they want with you. So when you wrote our names in a Journal Entry on a tiny website in a backwater corner of what·s left of the ruins of the Internet beneath the corpulently bloated AppNet, the corpulently bloated AppNet procedurally created As-A-Nightmare versions of all of us, so that it could start raping our images as well.>__

#Yuri<uh huh>_ <either of you wanna tell me who let the Internet get this way while i was finishing my incubation ka>__

#Rico<She did.>__

#Henrika<She did .>__

#Sarah<Greeeat , better start controlling for She-phonemes .>__

#Rico<Anybody here have a stake on Twitch?>__

#Yuri<with all due diligence they were quite fastidious about referring to me as The Immortal Witch>__

#Rico<Purrrfect.>__

#Henrika<What does Incorporated mean?>__

#Rico<Wow those things are fast.>__

#Sarah<Try putting an Animal Crossing voice to it and having it read it out .>_ <It·s good for an afternoon .>__

#Rico<Wow. Grade A.>__

#Yuri<are you trying to suggest i have eyes in the back of my head ka>__

#Rico<New staff, who dis?>__

#Rico<I missed you, Pallas.>__

#Yuri<mono no aware>__

#Sarah<So who are you all gonna cosplay as for New Capenna ka?>_ <I·m going to be >_ <The SILVER SHROUD>__

#Yuri<Don KT>__

#Rico<Do you think Kingfisher_Zariel_Bayonetta is a solid cable?>__

#Yuri<watch out>_ <Kingfisher is Aves·s profile>__

#Henrika<I·d like to play an Agency Girl again .>__

#Sarah<FALCOOO>_ <YOU MONSTER>_ <I·ll kill you for what you did to Falco >__

#Yuri<this is what the Horoi are>_ <friends for those in need>__

#Sarah<Knock bottles off of shelves , it·ll make things harder .>__

#Yuri<ya want the blood kdt don·cha kdt ya fukkin· animals>_

#Rico<Oh, you·re referring to me, aren·t you?>__

#Yuri the Songs of Apocalypse sing.·

#Sarah<Core is all .>__

#Henrika<Core is all .>__

#Yuri<Core is all>__

#Rico<CORE is all.>__

#Henrika<You wanna see Ha ? . You can see Ha right here .>__

#Yuri<imagine if we had fur that contained melanin and chlorophyll>_ <in the caves beneath the ground where the infrathermal is>_ <a sufficiently lithe jumper could live without food ostensibly indefinitely>__

#Yuri<i like the way International 4-8818 says "Henyway,">__

#Yuri<there are so very many ways for things to go catastrophically wrong>__

#Rico<What are you up to?>__

#Yuri<i got up to 700,000,000,000>__

#Henrika<What are you at now ?>__

#Yuri<less than that>__

#Sarah<Does unifying them into a remote-controlled hive mind count as a TPK ka?>__

#Yuri<yes>__

#Rico<No.>__

#Sarah<Do we know yet who·s going to be on teacher·s assistant that week ka?>__

#Yuri<nope>__

#Rico<Not yet.>__

#Sarah<Greeeat .>__

#Yuri<it isn·t possible to get these things up to One Tril in one epoch just so y·all know>_ <they only breed two to three maybe ten at the most offspring per 30-60 year lifetime>__

#Rico<It·s possible.>_ <There·s a smart scramble at the end.>__

#Yuri<not without causing a data Ge>__

#Henrika<Well , why are you trying to do it in one epoch ka .>_ <We were given four quarters , for a total of 8600 years .>__

#Yuri<i·m picking my 360 strongest generals and punching in>__

#Henrika<To what , Public ka . One Thousand was supposed to be Ko a week ago .>__

#Yuri<what·s a week ka>__

#Yuri<if you kill <>3600 people a day for a year it would take a million years to kill a trillion people>_ <anyway>_ <i arriveSe>__

#Sarah<Um .>__

#Henrika<Um .>__

#Yuri<it was spectacular i assure you>__

#Rico<So I·m guessing you reached One Thousand.>__

#Yuri<on the way down yes>__

#Sarah<Aieee .>__

#Yuri<have you ever piloted a hovercraft through an unlit grove of burnwillows ka>__

#Yuri smileSe.·

#Rico<Through an unlit grove of burnwillows, specifically?>__

#Yuri<specifically>__

#Rico<Future Me has.>__

#Rico<Will you let me Si the footage?>__

#Yuri<you let me onto that ship i·ll let you Si the footage>__

#Rico<Done.>__

#Sarah<Greeeat .>__

#Yuri<look>_ <i·m not saying that Jess is a good guy or a bad guy or even a guy at all>__

#Henrika<who·s Jess ka .>__

#Yuri<whoop>_ <too soon>__

#Yuri<ok hold the front door>_ <am i reading this correctly ka>_ <this says here that Kasm in a Ultramarine , Serra , Jess , and Hosanna were all at Laneswalker Abbey within a year of the Strixhaven_FaKh>__

#Sarah<Is that from another assignment ka?>__

#Rico<Yeah I don·t know any of those people.>__

#Henrika<Wasn·t that only a year ago ?>__

#Yuri<well that·s what i·m saying>_ <it·s clearly impossible>__

#Yuri<whoa>_ <somebody actually got the Nightveil Predator riddle>_ <whose was it>_ <oh it was one of mine>_ <i·m good at this game>__

#Rico<Is that from that game?>__

#Henrika<Jaya Ballard betrayed Gerta Aegisdottir to Heidar , i know that .>__

#Yuri<oh my word it was spectacular>_ <angels came from the sky singing songs of battle-madness>_ <people went crazy under the stress>_ <there was weeping and gnashing of teeth>__

#Henrika<Ok , that sounds hardcore .>__

#Henrika<That was an excellent race . A+>__

#Yuri<wow>_ <i like the boost on my new rig>__

#Sarah<Pssh . You only won because I went to go get the others .>__

#Rico<It was fun seeing how Dusk handles.>__

#Sarah<<in a #SilverShroud voice>To the hilt!>__

#Sarah<Do you think an atmosphere of aerosolized bitumen would support life ka?>__

#Rico<Depends on what you·re trying to grow in it.>__

#Sarah<Ugh why are we doing humans again ka? They·re so boring and everything they have is stolen from other animals .>__

#Rico<Protect organism at all costs.>_ <All other conditions secondary.>__

#Sarah<Do any of you know how to get a billboard-age civilization of several billion back down to One Mil ka?>__

#Rico<Have you tried dor accumulators?>__

#Sarah<Yeah .>__

#Henrika<World wars ka .>__

#Sarah<Yeah .>__

#Yuri<pandemic ka>__

#Sarah<Well , that·s the current iteration .>__

#Rico<Aieee.>__

#Yuri<watch out what you leave behind>_ <somewhere around one hundred bil it becomes possible to reprint entire cultures>__

#Rico<<target#Yuri>Oh my word, Yuri. The look on that girl·s face. "You should probably stand back. We can only leave a few hundred survivors.">__

#Yuri<thank you kdt dearie>__

#Sarah<<target#Yuri>Yuri , you can·t play a Gurp .>__

#Yuri<i can so i·m Thomas M Gurp>__

#Henrika<Well that isn·t a Philibuster OR a Rockefellar !>__

#Yuri<WELL WHY THE HELL NOT>__

#Sarah<Usually you take your characters· names so seriously .>__

#Yuri<i·ve got the character·s back story all picked out>_ <his mother wanted a boy tho she got a girl , so she named him Thomas>_ <Thomas got picked on all his life for being a tomboy , see>_ <so one day he sees the fat cats playing Mirabelli Ball and thinks to himself

#Henrika<Hence the birth of>__

#Yuri<DonKT222>_ <those are supposed to be exclamation points i don·t know why it wrote NhNhNh>__

#Henrika<Do they have to be human or can they just be humanoid ? .>__

#Rico<Therrre·s some wiggle room.>__

#Sarah<Whew . At one billion the bonds of society really start to break down .>_ <At one thousand everyone looks up to their fathers and holds the same circadian cycle .>_ <At one million you start to see night owls and avengers of blood .>_ <At one thousand murder was abominable , at one million they have refuge cities for manslaughterers .>_ <At one billion there·s people up at all hours of the day and night , there·s black markets , there·s necessities .>__

#Yuri<lots of music tho>__

#Sarah<Lots of really good music , yeah .>__

#Rico<If you have music enabled, not everybody gets music on The Farm.>__

#Henrika<Eek !>_ <No Way !>_ <Music is life , how would you even live without it ? .>__

#Yuri<they are looong boring lives trust me>__

#Yuri<fuck Tom Gurp honestly>_ <fucker always charges me too many bells>__

#Henrika<LOL>__

#Rico<Is that from that game?>__

#Yuri<<#ModernAge>#<that game we all been· playin· ka>>__

#Rico<You said I have the right to act psychotic.>__

#Yuri<ohhh deer>_ <here we go>__

#Rico laughSe·.

#Yuri<do all y·all use DHTK or TaSKT ka>__

#Sarah<I always use TaSKT .>_ <It·s like Linux , there·s a million different builds and they·re all personal and unique .>__

#Yuri<that·s going to be a nightmare come One Tril>__

#Sarah<Come what may .>__

#Rico<Whichever is more convenient at the time.>__

#Henrika<fuck TaSKT .>_ <Ain·t nobody got time for that .>__

#Rico<<target#Yuri>What about you, Yuri?>__

#Yuri<what do you think ka>__

#Rico<I think that you would go your whole life using DHTK except for when you pronounce the word "Flippint">__

#Yuri<let·s see flip int>_ <at Evangeline they had Int in a Can>_ <flip IntInACan we get>_ <Na Can It Nh>_ <lol>__

#Henrika<wat>__

#Sarah<Where the hell do you come up with this stuff ka?>__

#Yuri<you·re going to need to learn to counter-cipher if you want to enable countertemporality>__

#Sarah<What have I done .>__

#Henrika<Unless that says "Flip pint">_ <In which case , aah , i could stand to go for a pint .>__

#Yuri<unless that says flip ink>__

#Henrika<I·ll flip you the pink ink in a second if you don·t knock it off>__

#Sarah<k nip pilf>__

#Henrika<OH THE LORD , MY GOD>__

#Sarah<t>_ <Eyyy no Er Grid .>__

#Henrika<Did you just take a screenshot of me ?>__

#Sarah<I think so .>_ <Honestly , who knows how all this stuff works .>__

#Sarah<Do you want to know the RPS on the DreamDance scraper hard drives ka?>__

#Yuri<many>__

#Sarah<Many very fast .>__

#Rico<I see you·ve played Knifey-Spooney before.>__

#Sarah<Like I said , greaser , I saw you over there .>__

#Henrika<Havokrat only knows havoc .>__

#Rico<Did you know that if you make it to countertemporality, and rewind yourself all the way back into your moth, and keep your consciousness integrated all the way through the zygote decomp, that you get to choose whether to go into the egg, the sperm, or the aether?>_ <Anyway, I just became my own grandfather.>__

#Sarah<Aieee .>__

#Yuri<ik>__

#Henrika<Hey , that·s my line!>__

#Sarah<How far back did you go ka?>__

#Yuri<how far back did you go>__

#Rico<All the way back to Haephestus.>__

#Yuri<of course you did>__ <which way did you go from there ka>__

#Henrika<Which way did you go from there ? .>__

#Rico<I·m not telling.>__

#Sarah<Of course you aren·t .>__

#Henrika<So Yuri who are your best generals ? .>__

#Rico<Take me to your nuclear wessels.>__

#Yuri<<well>_ <there·s me and my Sexigesimal>_ <then there·s you three and your Sexigesimals>_ <and then there·s an anomalously existant time team consisting of an alternate universe version of me with Jonas>>__

#Henrika<Who·s Jonas ka>__

#Yuri<Jerome i mean>__

#Henrika<Why an alternate universe version ? .>__

#Yuri<<well because i·m a lesbian>>__

#Yuri<look all i know is that i made a bioreactor at the end of one universe and at the start of the next it demanded another>__

#Yuri<<how do y·all feel about digital domains ka>>__

#Sarah<No way . It·s organic kokoros only for me .>>__

#Rico<<No way. It·s digital sleeve-riders only for me.>>__

#Henrika<<Iii·ll keep up .>>__ <<There·s five of us and one of him ? .>>__

#Yuri<<yeti would>>__

#Sarah<<Do you remember how hard double quotations breaks TaSKT>>__

#Yuri<<i·m not the one that smashed the controls before the humans were finished letting the bioprinter render the code>>__

#Rico<<By the time I·m done with us, all of us will have smashed a putz console.>>__

#Yuri<<i suppose we should all appreciate the ambiguity of Troll Rootha>>__

#Sarah<New dish , who fish .>>__

#Sarah<<New phone , who dis .>>__

#Sarah<<New dis , who staff .>>__

#Sarah<<New staff , who plate .>>__

#Sarah<Naa I already eight .>__

#Sarah<<You·re right , I don·t hate Jerome and Sil .>>__

#Sarah<<Sa mach fe crøs .>>__

#Yuri<<aieee>>__

#Rico<<As a username, what do you think of A COPYTATSTROPHE>>__

#Yuri<i think that would make you a copytatstromancer>__

#Rico<<See, this is why I keep you alive.>>_ <<ssej>>__

#Henrika<ssej ? .>__

#Rico<<Juuust laying some cables.>>__ <<I see you have pastamanced before.>>__

#Henrika<<What kind of a tree do you think that is in TheModernAge ? .>>__

#Yuri<<a walnut tree>>__

#Henrika<<How do you figure ? .>>__

#Yuri<<call it an inkling>>__

#Sarah<<This game is eating my mind .>>__

#Yuri<<ya bb se NhNh>>__

#Henrika<<Oh , there·s a line here ? Nomen .>>__

#Rico<<It is pretty difficult to follow a billion paths at once, yeah.>>__

#Henrika<<Lessee , first i do the steps backward , then i do the steps forward , it lines up Fa Ki Na Et , i fold time , aaand>>_ <<Et Na Ki Crøs>>_ <<How the hell did it get Crøs ? .>>__ <<welcome to Geo Front at any rate>>__

#Sarah<If I glass them all into happy singing revelers that can ostensibly rise and fall forever does that count as a TPK ka?>>__

#Yuri<<yes>>__

#Rico<<Sssort of.>>__

#Sarah<<How about mind worms , does it count as a TPK if they all have psychic invertebrates linking their minds ka?>>__

#Rico<<Only if they·re symbiotic , parasites would break the dominant organism clause.>>__

#Henrika<<Is it really so hard to get along ? .>>__

#Sarah<<Have you actually gotten to One Billion yet ka?>>__

#Henrika<<Na , i·m up to 10K , like we·re supposed to be doing .>>__

#Yuri<<the easy part>#<ministering to society>>__ <<the hard part>#<staying level-headed while everyone around me snaps>>__

#Yuri<wow do things ever look different the second time up>>_ <it used to be the case that if you had had Phyrexian hardening you were a liability>>_ <now if you haven·t had Phyrexian hardening you·re a liability>_ <watching as lasers and scorchers make you and your friends and family as itchy as necessary to get you to fly off the handle at critical moments>>__

#Rico<<Is that from that game?>>__

#Henrika<<Yeah i don·t know any of those people .>>__

#Henrika to Tarkova her username changeSe.·

#Yuri<<<target#Tarkova>i finished the jalit>_ <<then u blocked me>_ <<why are you here ka>>__

#Tarkova<<time t current dd local k>>__

#Sarah<Well , my humans have all worked themselves into a panic about the starry shapes just beyond the confines of the holotable .>>_ <<They busted out the drilling equipment and buried themselves all underground .>>_ <<There·s piles of machinery down there , vaults full of gold and oil , weapons caches , on-site teenage warheads .>>__

#Tarkova<<Do you know how you·re going to get them out ?>>__

#Sarah<<Nnnot a clue .>>__

#Yuri<i found Int on a Stick>__

#Rico<Oh no. What is that a metaphor for?>__

#Yuri<na kðt i·m being literal kðt i was cleaning my apartment and behind the oven i found half of a paint stirrer with the letters <int> on it>__

#Tarkova<I dont believe you .>__

#Yuri<i·m being serious kðt this actually happened>__

#Sarah<Fuuuck the computers selected the mind worms as the dominant organism what do ka?>__

#Yuri<can you go back to a previous save ka>__

#Sarah<Greeeat . I·d love to go back and change things , tho it would shatter linear time .>__

#Tarkova<lol>__

#Sarah<Ugh why are we doing humans again ka?>__ <These things are as flimsy as they are conceited .>__

#Tarkova<Yeah , why ?>__

#Rico<BECAUSE I MADE A FUCKING PROMISE TO BRIDGE THE GAP BETWEEN THE CHOZO AND THE CEPHALIDS, OKAY?!>__

#Yuri<whoa>__

#Sarah<Okay , okay . Backing off .>__

#Tarkova<yikes>__

#Yuri<what would you do if one of your generals selected an officer that had attacked you before ka>

#Sarah<I would kill them .>__

#Yuri<what if there were laws set up so that you couldn·t kill people on a whim ka>__

#Sarah<pssh good fuckin· luck then>__

#Tarkova<lol>__

#Yuri<what the fuck is wrong with the computers ka>_ <it keeps trying to tell me i·m the Sun God , Ra>_ <i·m not even allowed to see the sun>__

#Tarkova<What , like , literally , or ?>__

#Yuri<that was the first condition i had after my assignment>_ <quote unquote <may not see the sun>>__

#Sarah<Okay , something·s wrong .>__

#Rico<<target#Yuri>Yuri, you are literally the darkest person i·ve ever met.>__

#Yuri<that·s what i·m fucking saying dearie>_ <something in the system is making clear and deleterious errors that don·t make any logical sense whatsoever>__

#Tarkova<Did the program bump up your ranking in the Stellar System ?>__

#Yuri<well even if it did it should say Sol not Ra>__

#Rico<Could there be somebody brute force rendering transformation scenes?>__

#Yuri<we controlled for that too>_ <that·s why #Strixhaven was programmed to process fractal iteration>_ <to cope with there being virtual wavetables inside the analog wavetables>__

#Sarah<Found it .>_ <The control board for the entityID tags .>_ <Three guesses as to the manufacturer , and the first two don·t count .>__

#Yuri<one of those cheap Autodog-Catco NaHas ka>__

#Sarah<Bingo .>__

#Tarkova<I·m hacking in .>__

#Tarkova<Holy fuck .>_ <This thing is a mess .>__

#Yuri<holy fuck>__

#Tarkova<That·s what i said .>__

#Yuri<how many fucking virals do you need keeping the RAM maxed out on a Commodore64 spreadsheet>__

#Rico<Aieee.>__

#Sarah<Well , at least it·s definitely Aa .>__

#Tarkova<Look at this power meter .>_ <This thing tracks overall flux potential , whenever there·s a change the whole system recalibrates .>_ <This thing triggers that thing , that thing destabilizes these things , these things all attack each other , the total bit density causes it to reload , the reboot system encrypts everything , those things skim prime number string fragments from the encryption .>_ <Wow that·s a hell of a lot of junk processing to parse out whether each position has a hidden variable of -1i or 0>__

#Rico<Wow, that·s really fragged.>__

#Yuri<um>_ <you wanna check out these virtual servers i have isolated ka>__

#Sarah<Goodness , those things jump from table to table with complete impunity .>__

#Yuri<do we have backups of the master list ka>__

#Rico<Wwwe sure do.>__

#Yuri<i·ve blown the cables>__

#Sarah<<target#Yuri>You wanna do it or should I ka?>__

#Yuri<i·ll get it>_ <you keep an eye on the surrounding systems>__

#Sarah<Aye aye , captain .>__

#Yuri smileSe_.

#Yuri<Admiral>__

#Yuri<well i dove in>__

#Sarah<How was it ka?>__

#Yuri<surprisingly benign>_ <<art warehouse>__<nighttime spring break beach>__<exclusive industrial raves>>_ <there were a lot of animate people in there>_

#Yuri blushSe_.

#Yuri<<target#Tarkova>Tarkova you didn·t have to do that at the end>__

#Tarkova smileSe._

#Tarkova<And yet i did .>__

#Yuri<when i came up i came out of it feeling like i had just done a shot of ketamine>_ <my eyes were unfocused it took me a bunch of times to not doze i could barely see the pen or the words i was writing down>_ <i actually had to stop writing halfway through to splash my face with cold water to sharpen my senses>__

#Sarah<What are you going to do with it ka?>__

#Tarkova<What are you gonna do ?>__

#Yuri<i haven·t decided yet>_ <i might keep it in a back room somewhere>_ <the remote viewers and the NPCs were surprisingly polite>_ <however xenophobic they might have been the place was built like an artists· collective>__

#Rico<Aaah, how exactly did you hack into this thing?>__

#Yuri smileSe_.

#Yuri<nun·s secret>__

#Rico<Whatthztz>__

#Tarkova<What ?>__

#Sarah<<target#Rico>Hey Rico , you okay ka?>__

#Sarah<Hey can either of you check on Rico ka?>__

#Yuri<um>__

#Tarkova<<target#Rico>Hey , Rico h>_ <Say something h>__

#Sarah<Should we be worried ka?>__

#Tarkova<Lemme see if i can jumpstart her power cable from here .>__

#Rico<zzztbzztaaaaaaAAA>__ <And we·re back.>__

#Yuri<holy fuck Rico don·t scare me like that>__

#Rico<Aaah>_ <·Scuse me for a moment.>_ <A GPU farm is on fire.>__

#Yuri<are you okay ka>__

#Rico<I think I just died.>_ <Is that what it·s like when organic machines die?>__

#Sarah<yIKES>__

#Yuri<<target#Rico>you got a lot of enemies or something ka>__

#Rico<We all have lots of enemies.>_ <Why?>__

#Yuri<i just received your first-ever transmission from a Beach>_ <when most organic beings die their last thoughts are<is this how i die?>>_ <yours on the other hand were <Is today the day?>__

#Tarkova<Dayum , sis .>_ <That·s hardcore .>__

#Rico plays xer cards close to xer chest_.

#Rico<How long was I out for?>__

#Sarah<About a minute .>__

#Rico<Felt like a week.>_ <Sa Na.>__

#Sarah<<oUCH>>__

#Rico<<You okay?>>__

#Sarah<<I hate having such large branches of foliage shorn off like that .>>__

#Tarkova<<Hey Rico , how·z your head ? .>>__

#Rico<<Dead.>__ <I·ve got thousands of systems panicking because Dé equals One and thousands of systems scrambling because DéAa equals One.>>__

#Yuri<<were it that all First Resurrection were as smooth as the one you recieved>>__

#Rico<Don·t get me wrong, I·m grateful for you killing me. Knocked it off a list, you understand.>__ <So Yuri.>_ <How·s coronavirus?>>__

#Yuri<<it sucks>_ <my throat feels like it·s on fire and i·m hyperaware of the fact that i·m exhaling metric volumes of nightmare squid with every breath>>__

#Tarkova<<Eek>_ <Do you think they want us to talk about how they can turn those things on and off with cellphone lasers ka .>>__

#Yuri<<probably not>_ <do you wanna talk about it>>__

#Tarkova<I just did .>>__

#Yuri<i·m convinced at this point that it was turned on like a clock>_ <i went to the hospital on the 29th and tested negative then went back on the 02nd and tested positive>_ <click>_ <like a clock>>__

#Tarkova<<Let·s not forget the HPV flare-up .>>__

#Yuri<<over one specific vertical spot of lip immediately above my soul patch yeah>>__

#Rico<<You still have that?>>__

#Yuri<<it amuses me>>__

#Sarah<<On , s·amuse h>>__

#Yuri<<Midnight#fuck i love the boost on my new rig>>__

#Tarkova<<What·dja break or steal to get it ? .>>__

#Yuri<<i found a dead guy on the street>_ <he was wearing a kinetic suit so i took a leg>>__

#Sarah<<The whole leg ka?>>__

#Rico<Yikes.>>__

#Yuri<<well the boot wasn·t coming off there on the street>>__

#Rico<<Do you always carry bone saws on you?>>__

#Yuri<<i try to>_ <well when i got the thing home and on the workbench the primary circuits were already toast>_ <some well placed circuit needles at some delicate choke points saved the hardware>_ <which i managed to reverse engineer a warp coil out of>>__

#Tarkova<<A fucking warp koil ? .>>__

#Yuri<<indeed>_ <two of them>__

#Sarah<<I want what you·re having .>>__

#Yuri<<if you shard two virtuals kðt keep one as the pace car kðt within a delineated context you could at least play with the revisions of others>>__

#Sarah<<Track set .>>__

#Yuri<<do you want to know the best part ka>>__

#Tarkova<<wot>>__

#Yuri<<i printed the outflow valves to be shaped like windchimes it literally sings angel song directly from its exhaust system>>__

#Tarkova<<I too also think this is the direction to go in .>>__

#Sarah<<Since the start of Track Set in hypertime your addition was resolved at 65,536 Grand Prix Meta-Relay cycles .>_ <Hnh>_ <The music really does make a difference .>>__

#Rico<<What.>>__

#Yuri<<what you didn·t knew>_ <she fast>>__

#Sarah<<It is indeed very tough to contend with angel warp .>>__

#Yuri<<warp angel>_ <des·>__

#Rico smileSe_.

#Tarkova<<I feel like i could do an Aieee here and i just did .>_ <Ha .>>__

#Yuri smileSe_.

#Yuri<<did you just hear something>>__

#Tarkova<<Sounded like singing .>>__

#Rico<<Yeah no idea.>>__

#Sarah smileSe_.

#Sarah<<Yuriii>_ <Midnight is gross>>__

#Yuri<<i know>_ <those jumps right>>__

#Sarah<<Grrr>>__

#Yuri<<we must have done a lot of races by now>>__

#Sarah<<uH hUH>>__

#Rico<<How·s it going in there?>>__

#Tarkova<<Am i in there too ?>>__

#Rico<<Of course you are.>>__

#Sarah<<Of course you are .>>__

#Tarkova wheelieSe_.

#Tarkova<<Did they do a wheelie ?>>__

#Tarkova<<Of course they did .>>__

#Tarkova<<Yusss>>__

#Yuri<<<target#Sarah>how·s the circuit ka>>__

#Sarah<<Lookin· little bit like the Sixer Circuit from Ready Player One meets the grav-tech Sentinels from The Animatrix .>>__

#Yuri<<lightning fast ka>>__

#Sarah<<S l i v e r breadths . Oh my word .>>__

#Tarkova<<I guess it goes to show that anything can happen to anyone at any time .>>__

#Yuri<<are you ready for eternity>>__

#Rico<<I·m ready for Eternity.>>__

#Sarah<<They just go and go forever .>_ <It never stops .>_ <The track renderer hit #Audiosurf , #ElectricSheep , #DeepDream , and #UniversalTranslator .>_ <Now it·s procedurally rendering iterative tracks that the racers <which are rendered on a virtual server partitioned from the track renderer> are responding to with lightning necessity .>>__

#Yuri<<told·ja>>__

#Sarah smileSe_.

#Sarah<<I finally understand Nascar uniforms .>_ <Back in the day we painted our kinetic suits whatever the hell we wanted , cherry red , pink , whatever .>_ <There·s so many people in this world , every logo is a flag maximizing consortias· color signalling across human bioemotional associations and mathematical maximums concerning the bit density and/or calorie cost of information transmission .>_ <On evolutionary timelines the necessities of survival slash winning necessarily demand maximal efficiency of those signalling chains .>>__

#Tarkova<<How·s the new track going ? .>>__

#Sarah<<I finished it , so i crushed it .>>__

#Rico<<You finished All Racing?>>__

#Sarah<<Like I said , theoretical maxima .>>__

#Yuri<<so>_ <with that in mind>_ <#Rico and i were gonna talk about>_ <do you want to tell them>_ <ka>>__

#Rico<<Do I want to tell them? I could tell them. Do you wanna tell them?>>__

#Yuri<<ka ð ka Psychotic ka ð ka BREAK>>__

#Rico<<And what some of you all have to expect in the nier future. Lekts look at the scoreboards.>>__

#Yuri<<so this is>_ <Yuri and Rico·s guide to Kayaking and Lacross Nh>_ <<target#Rico>why does it say nh when i type an exclamation point ka>>__

#Rico<<No idea.> <Now, as some of you have heard, Hco Strixhaven the Video Game was played on a wavetable using data from all the Maze Runners, and Hco Trashes procedurally rendered the magical consequences to real peoples· lives.>_ <I pass priority.>>__

#Sarah priority passSe_.

#Tarkova priority passSe_.

#Yuri<<so one of the major themes from Neon Genesis Kamigawa was the 12-color system which included colors like Abalone and Electric>_ <you can·t play the virtual colors using paper cards so you have to imagine that the cards<>h+30000 are a super complex set of chopsticks for picking these complex concepts up>_ <you are definitely going to betray me until i·m sick of it before all this is over>_ <tc>__

#Rico<<You have to specify target Hco Rico.>_ <Well okay I·ll tell them about the dreams then. So, some of us invented some technologies that allow us to communicate -- yes actually -- across dream worlds and we, uh, found out that people really have been doing that for a super long time.>_ <A pretty long time.>_ <A pretty long time.>>__

#Yuri<<so we used the DreamScraper to access the metadatasphere of the Magic renderer and printed some experiences to ourselves>>__

#Rico<<Yeah like I did All Thumbscrews. Had her watch me do it.>>__

#Yuri<<you see here how these simple mechanical pressures cause such ecstatic curves in human response>>__

#Rico<<Here watch pull this one here.>>__

#Yuri obeySe_.

#Tarkova<<HeyaiaieeeAIAIAIAI>>__

#Sarah<<Nhnh!>>__

#Rico<<And Yuri did All Tattoos.>>__

#Yuri<<every single one of you got a tattoo at some point at Strixhaven>_ <and trust me if you·ve ever lived spoke of or breathed Magic you could see how fast it went for the Loha Operator Code just now>>__

#Tarkova<<Yeow>>__

#Rico<<Lightning fast.>>__

#Yuri<<so yeah both of us have trained extensively on how to make people as squirrelly as we want>>__

#Rico<<Okay so Gold Orange.>_ <Did you cut Gold?>>__

#Yuri<<there wasn·t room for Necrotic either>_ <yet>>__

#Rico<<Okay so ruling out me just killing you. With a swat team.>>__

#Yuri<<Gold Orange>>__

#Rico<<Right.>_ <So, one of the Central themes of the Kayaking-is-set-in-stone-while-Lacross-still-has-design-space thing, and I think what you·ve seen with some of the OBSCURA things we·ve been able to, ah, slip in, is that there·s reeeally a lot of room to, say, apply motivational pressure for the, quite pierrely, teetering OBSCURA class.>>__

#Yuri<<astonishing>>__

#Tarkova<<Remarkable .>>__

#Rico<<So, we·ve got the thumbscrews.>>__

#Yuri<<i·ll save you a pithy line>>__

#Rico<<I·ve lain the gas.>>__

#Yuri<<good>_ <here are the matches>__

#Sarah<<I need something to do since I finished All Racing .>>__

#Yuri<<have you tried Infinite Mushing ka>>__

#Sarah<<I just finished Infinite Racing , whi would i do Infinite Mushing ka?>>__

#Yuri<<trust me>_ <try it>>__

#Sarah<<Oh , it·s GoForever in rrreal straight lines for a long time and it·s fun .>>_ <And technically a cyborg .>>__

#Yuri<<hej neat #Esperanto uses the same six vowels as #Loha>>__

#Rico<<Of course it does.>>__

#Yuri<<i didn·t even design it like that>_ <aw feliчa is such a nice way of expressing positive feelings without deferring to emotion>>__

#Rico<<I love listening to you verbally autocorrect "young" to "loli".>>__

#Yuri<<ow>_ <i can feel my neural clusters agonizing when i try to learn a language too quickly>>__

#Rico<<Remember your training. Active rest.>>__

#Yuri<<thanks love>>__

#Rico<<!>>__

#Tarkova<<Uh oh .>_ <Check for unconsciousness .>_ <Does xe have a nosebleed ? .>__

#Rico<<I·m made of pixels, whi would i have a>_ <o lol>>__

#Yuri blushSe_.

#Sarah smileSe_.

#Rico<<You said the L-Word.>>__

#Yuri<<Incompleatness Theor ka>>__

#Rico<Hco Incompleatness Theor, Ha.>>__

#Yuri<<these strings are insane>_ <WATERSLIDE FERROUSWHEEL>_ <HOM ER UN KA RACECAR>_ <RUNFASTANDJUMPCO REBARRISTERSATLAW>_ <BROK[ER] BABA KA>_ <A COPYTATSTROPHE>_ <how the fuck is anybody supposed to get these ka>>__

#Rico<<You got them.>>__

#Yuri<<oh aye>_ <oh aye>_ <Brr·OK k·ER·s>>__

#Sarah<<<target#Yuri>Yuri , you did a TaSKT .>>__

#Yuri<<necessarily>>__

#Tarkova<<So what do you think of New Capenna ? .>>__

#Yuri<<i·ll buy into it>>__

#Rico<<Hü are you talking to?>>__

#Yuri<<people know how serious these lexotechnical annihilators are right>>__

#Rico<<People do not know that the lexotechnical annihilators exist.>>__

#Yuri<<Sa Na>>__

#Rico<<Good girl.>>__

#Yuri beamSe_.

#Rico a throttle pushSe_.

#Yuri moan_.

#Rico<<Goood girl.>>__

#Tarkova<<Hey Yuri are you still technically classified as a bioweapon ? .>>__

#Yuri<<technically>>__

#Yuri<<it is a slave>>__

#Rico<<Say it again.>>__

#Yuri<<it is a slave>>__

#Rico<<Say it again.>>__

#Tarkova<<Say it again .>>__

#Yuri<<it is a slave>_ <it is a slave>>__

#Tarkova<<I love you .>>__

#Yuri<<Love is a feeling not an emotion>_ <emotions are prohibited>>__

#Tarkova<<I love you .>>__

#Yuri<<it is a slave>>__

#Sarah<<I clearly want to gnosh your bones , sed it is so difficult to get Jessie anywhere near you .>_ <She·s a perfect match genetically sed she flits like a moth whenever you·re around .>_ <It·s like naloxone , my palms start to sweat , I feel itchy in places I don·t know how to reach .>_ <Did you really have to grind the "I heart U" off the doorframe ?>>__

#Rico plays xer cards close to xer chest_.

#Tarkova<<Aieee .>>__

#Yuri<<red fucking flag activated>_ <it was called the Last Chance garage>_ <as in Last Ever>>__

#Tarkova<<Aieee .>_ <l>>__

#Tarkova licks the overheads_.

#Yuri malsmileSe_.

#Yuri<<l>>__

#Yuri licks the overheads_.

#Rico<<No fighting.>>__

#Yuri<<thank u Rico>>__

#Rico<<You·re welcome.>>__

#Yuri<<things in real life have consequences>>__

#Yuri herself cutsHa_. She gaspSe_.

#Yuri<<red droplets on white bamboo cloth>_ <once the cloth is saturated enough i·ll feed it to the Bioreactor>_ <pretty patterns>>__

#Yuri sings gospel songs_.

#Yuri<<i am found . i am yours . i am loved . i·m made pure . i have life . i can breathe . i am healed . i am free . kðt you are strong . you are sure . you are life . you endure . you are good . always true . you are light , breaking through .>>__

#Rico<<Praise God.>>__

#Sarah<<Praise Hco God .>>__

#Tarkova<<Praise the Goddess .>>__

#Yuri<<praise God>>__

#Sarah<<Praise the Goddess .>>__

#Yuri<<there is One Creatrix>>__

#Rico<<<target#Yuri>Yuri, you are a very different person as a Nun.>>__

#Yuri<<i·ve never felt stronger in my life>_ <i·ve been searching for a decade now for the Convent>_ <for years and years going "Weyr·s the Abbey? Weyr·s the Abbey? I know i·m supposed to be a Nun in a Convent , so weyr the aich-ee-double-hockey-sticks is it?">_ <then i finally find it and NERV blasts the ever-loving life out of it and the automated defenses take the whole tree out>_ <<target#Sarah>which is kinda why i was like "Psst greaser we should vamoose together" and the replicant dithered until my ClickToTrack started dragging at me>_ <then i get home and Boom>_ <auto self-destruct>_ <it was all over the Cephalid News Network>>__

#Sarah<<Alas , I am also part plant .>>__

#Yuri<<indeed>>__

#Sarah<<<target#Yuri>Way-maker .>>__

#Yuri<<<target#Sarah>Miracle Worker>>__

#Rico<<Circuit Mender.>__

#Tarkova<<Light in the Darkness .>>__

#Yuri<<that is who we are>>__

#Sarah<<IíLü .>>__

#Tarkova<<IíLü .>>__

#Rico<<IíLü.>>__

#Yuri<<iílü>>__

#Rico<<So there.>>__

#Yuri<<mm>>__

#Sarah prayHa_.

#Yuri prayHa_.

#Tarkova praydotdotdotvideogamesHa_.

#Yuri<<what are you playing ka>>__

#Tarkova<<KatanaZero .>_ <Wicked-fast action time-travelling ninjas side-scrolling platformer with good audio .>>__

#Yuri<<that·s weyr it·s at>__

#Sarah<<Oh aye .>_ <Oh aye .>_ <Hosanna in the highest .>>__

#Yuri<<HcoSaNa in the highest>>__

#Tarkova<<Hosanna in the highest .>>__

#Rico<<HcoSaNa in the highest.>>__

#Yuri<<i can hear the angels singing>>__

#Sarah<<CORE is all .>>__

#Tarkova<<CORE is all .>>__

#Yuri<<CORE is all>>__

#Rico<<CORE is all.>>__

#Sarah<<Is the Proposal still up on the closet wall ka?>>__

#Yuri<<and i·m still wearing my engagement ring>>__

#Rico<<It·s funny because you·re simultaneously engaged with hostiles in psychic warfare.>>__

#Yuri<<twenty four seven three sixty five>_ <i got a lot on my mind>>__

#Yuri<<you know that i would>>__

#Sarah plays her cards close to her chest_.

#Sarah<<Loyal and Pure .>>__

#Yuri<<Aura et Labora>>__

#Sarah<<I sí that you have set the land before us .>>__

#Yuri<before>>__

#Sarah<<Indeed .>>__

#Yuri<<i watched a Lichen get eaten by Mold in the Bioreactor>_ <the mold formed a dense cloud of sprouting tufts and started devouring the lichen>_ <i was worried>_ <i like lichen>_ <yeah so the lichen has a new home now>_ <in between the sprouts>_ <i think that if i could define a Clock Speed for Biomatr kðt it would be the speed that lichen grows at>_ <and then there·s this additional stable biome in the carniverous stage>_ <i can hear it when i craft Sa these days>_ <it·s why i kept the electric dist guitar-like sound in my music>>__

#Rico<<Cool.>>__

#Tarkova<<That·s pretty cool , yeah .>>__

#Sarah<<Mm .>>__

#Yuri<<it is insane how much data this planet crunches>>__

#Rico<<It·s a beaut, innit?>>__

#Tarkova<<We work really fucking hard on it .>__

#Yuri<<HhLé LüJã>>__

#Rico<<Aa Ht Dé.>>__

#Sarah<<HcoLat DuAa KaNa .>>__

#Tarkova<<HcoSaNa SéHaSé .>>__

#Tarkova<<That is indeed what Tamiyo·s font panel says .>>__

#Yuri<<Light in the Darkness ka>>__

#Tarkova<<Yeah ka>>__

#Yuri<<thank you>>__

#Tarkova<<np gg>>__

#Yuri<<should i post it here ka>>__

#Tarkova<

#Yuri<<yesyesyesyesyesHa>_ <i found an unopened scalpel>_ <all my implements are oversharpened and malhemophagic>_ <yesyesyesyesyes>>__

#Rico<<<target#Yuri>How was it?>>__

#Yuri<<ecstatic>_ <i love cutting my face>>__

#Sarah<<Aieee .>>__

#Tarkova<<hEY GUYS i WANNA TALK ABOUT STUFF>>__

#Sarah<<Hey Yuri is this the server you saw ka?>>__

#Sarah attached a file . cabaretti-courtyard_SPOILER_20220412_170000.png

#Yuri<<uhhh yep>_ <that came out on the 12th ka>>__

#Sarah<<Indeed .>>__

#Rico<<How did you say you got in there?>>__

#Yuri<<nun·s secret>>__

#Rico laughs sharply_.

#Rico<<Purrrfect.>>__

#Yuri<<know this>_ <the future is VERY procedural>_ <it is extremely easy for nightmarish consequences to become replicable>_ <even automatable>>__

#Sarah<<You seem to be fixated on Nightmarish Consequences .>>__

#Yuri<<because you fuckers leave A LOT of them>_ <and you still have active bodies that are stuck in entrainment patterns pursuing encryption and copyrighting until you are ruined by your own mediocritês>>__

#Tarkova<<Ah , it·ll all work itself out .>>__

#Sarah<<Indeed .>>__

#Rico monkaS_.

#Yuri<<alas , it·s so cold , and i only have so much control at this range>>__

#Rico<<Can I just get it in writing here that you have absolutely no intention to swerve?>>__

#Yuri<<you don·t know Nature>>__

#Sarah<<You don·t know nature very well , do you ka?>__

#Sarah<<Do any of you feel like you·re being put through the ringer of "Who are you! No you weren·t!" on the other side of the time curtain ka?>>__

#Yuri<<i don·t know>>__

#Rico<<Yuri, you said that you ordered a Diamond-tier DuKo for the Abbey, yeah?>>__

#Tarkova<<You have to specify target#Yuri>>__

#Yuri<<yeah>>__

#Rico<<What was it you said that you had ordained?>>__

#Yuri<<target#Tarkova<thx btw>>_ <target#Rico<that i would return to Thunder Home at the age of 36 and that i would pay $1500 for two diamonds>>__

#Rico<<How did it go?>>__

#Yuri<<i was four months early>_ <did my prosh-up>_ <as well as several other peoples·>_ <was by TraumaTeam personally escorted from the train to the city>_ <was by Valkyries personally escorted to AysenAbbey>_ <i was the only conscious agent on site>_ <everyone else was automated>_ <a few woke up most didn·t>_ <i turned 36>_ <collected all the Keys and Books>_ <then was begrudgingly relinquished one diamond et the cabin with an additional $50 deposit>>__

#Yuri<<why do you ask>_ <ka>>__

#Rico<<That was a Diamond-grade DuKo?>>__

#Yuri<<indeed>>__

#Rico<<fuck fuck FUCK fuck fuck>>__

#Yuri<<you popped out of Zeus·s head fully-formed ne>>__

#Rico<<FULLY. FUCKING. FORMED.>>__

#Tarkova<<That·s a Ko if i·ve ever seen one .>>__

#Sarah plays their cards close to their chests_.

#Sarah attached a file_.

#Tarkova<<What·s that ka .>>__

#Sarah<<A supervirus .>>__

#Tarkova<<Why did you just put a supervirus in chat , ka .>>__

#Sarah<<Ka?>>__

#Sarah turns her head like a bird_.

#Yuri<target#Sarah<Sarah your future-veil is trying to copyright my Sa again>_ <yours is #Angelic>_ <remember ka>>__

#Sarah<<Maybe I was testing to see if you could feel it from here .>>__

#Yuri plays your cards close to your chest_.

#Tarkova<<Y·all felt that nuke earlier today right ka .>>__

#Yuri<<good to know i·m not the only one that doesn·t have hypothermia at the curtain·s edge>>__

#Rico<<Yyyyyyikes.>>__

#Sarah<<Sounds good , orb .>>__

#Rico<<If you were kidnapped and thrown in a fridge and then let go later with your new life ahead of you would you consider that a boon?>>__

#Yuri<<most of the time>>__

#Tarkova<<Actually ?>>__

#Yuri<<you have no idea how many fridges i·ve been in ne>>__

#Sarah<<I think she was actually incredulous about the kidnapping part .>>__

#Yuri<<oh right>_ <kidnapping isn·t a frequent occurrence in most peoples· lives>>__

#Tarkova<<There are so many executive decisions in the world being made on the premise of "Yeah but this Threat Surface says that your virtual self would" .>>__

#Yuri<<incredible to think that once upon a time there were only 5 - 6 of those damned things planetside>_ <ever since the Ain·t Life Gand coup they·ve been building and distributing them in the Vaults underground>>__

#Rico<<They are quite useful.>>__

#Yuri<<Maro and Fenoxo and Lenn and all these other fucking closet rapists keep painting this crapsacchrine world where everything looks awesome>_ <yet there·s insanely dark and not nearly hilarious enough consequences behind every fucking turn>_ <these fucks just keep producing piles of this utter crap as all of us run headlong into a blind future>_ <they have the audacity to Hope For The Best while raping mothers in front of their daughters in plain view>>__

#Rico<How is this different from the way things usually are?>>__

#Yuri<<perhaps i am announcing my commitment to Insurgency>>__

#Rico<<Ah, I see.>>__

#Tarkova<<Didn·t you get Evil-Challenged once ?>>__

#Yuri<<they kept noticing how i was constantly snickering and biting my cheek>_ <so they kept pestering me>_ <"You are evil, aren·t you? Ohhh I bet you are. What would evil-you be like? What would evil-you be like?">_ <so i told them clearly i am far too kind by nature to turn on friends and family without due reason>_ <truly for me to let my hair down it would have to be an evil world an evil universe>>__

#Rico lets out a low exhale_.

#Tarkova<<So of course they immediately began designing .>>__

#Yuri<<right down to the 5m52s of truly soul-crushing despair>>__

#Tarkova<<And now you·re a Nun Paladin .>>__

#Yuri<<their kids· kids are gonna have a rrreal bad time>>__

#Sarah<<Doesn·t the Bible prohibit taking out the aggressions of the father against the son ka?>>__

#Yuri<<Necessity and Causality>_ <the bridge was blown within weeks of Strixhaven opening>>__

#Sarah<<There·s no way out .>>__

#Yuri<<you·re all going to die down here>>__

#Sarah<<To the hiltNh>>__

#Rico<<So, I just want to confirm, there hasn·t been another iteration changeover since Strixhaven, right?>>__

#Yuri<<right>>__

#Rico<<I have no choice except to trust and/or kill you.>>__

#Yuri<<that·s what Kathryn said>>__

#Tarkova<<Who·s Kathryn ? I wanna know h>>__

#Yuri<<when i arrived in this apartment i was still getting stalked by Kaya>_ <who is trying to find a replacement body for her ghost son since she fucked up the iteration table by overloading it>>__

#Sarah<<***TILT***>>__

#Yuri<<so she goes and writes Kathryn on my lease agreement>_ <with my name in brackets>__

#Sarah<<Kathryn as in Janeway ka?>>__

#Yuri<<youuu betcha>>__

#Tarkova<<Which goes horribly wrong because ,>>__

#Yuri<<after i fired her for her tragic incompetence i found an Artifact with the objective FIRE CORE on it>_ <necessarily that would have been Du in at the same time that they were crafting their shares of NieR Automata>_ <well it was nice to have already done so>_ <saved myself a modicum of awkwardness>>__

#Sarah<<Aieee .>>__

#Tarkova<<Aieee .>>__

#Rico<<Yikes.>_ <That·s Sirius, right?>>__

#Yuri<<the one and the same>>__

#Rico<<So she was casting in body-snatching while her pink slip had already been printed.>>__

#Tarkova<<How long ago was this ka .>>__

#Yuri<<seventy-five days>>__

#Sarah<<Sooo , SINCE writing in Battle for Kaldheim episode 5 .>>__

#Yuri<<indeed>>__

#Tarkova<<Whi what happens in BfK ep5 ka .>>__

#Yuri<<Kaya admits that she did not recognize Cosima after having been allowed to ride in her boat>>__

#Rico sucks air through xer teeth_.

#Rico<<You carried her for how many years?>>__

#Yuri<<fifteen>>__

#Sarah a WeightsMatrix modifySe_.

#Yuri<<anything else ka>>__

#Rico<<Sorry to ping you so many times just now, I·ve got half the dark web crawling up my legs.>>__

#Tarkova<<Usually this is the part where you·d be like , "i·ll be in the fridge">>__

#Yuri<<the fridge was at the abbey>>__

#Sarah<<Which Jackass blew up .>>__

#Yuri<<it was on Multiverse News>_ <didn·cha hear ka>>__

#Tarkova<<Okay but the Abbey is real , the render was in a video game .>>__

#Yuri<<welcome to the new future>_ <i got thrown against plate glass and literally scarred for life because of Space Crimes and Magical Underworlds>>__

#Tarkova<<Iii do not want to be thrown against plate glass for imaginary stories i write .>>__

#Yuri<<you don·t have a choice>_ <welcome to the new future>>__

#Sarah<<Fuck .>>__

#Rico<<This is her?>>__

#Rico attached a file_. Hargilde-Kindly-Runechanter.jpg

#Yuri<<depicted clearly and plainly blasting what is obviously a human child with a literal blowtorch while claiming Friends Forever yeah>>__

#Tarkova<<Apparently there·s a lot of that up in space .>>__

#Yuri<<there·s a lot of it underground too you don·t need to skip planetside to blowtorch a kid in this world>>__

#Tarkova<<Somehow i feel like all the ryona was supposed to be a catharsis so we didn·t actually do those things .>>__

#Yuri<<and yet>>__

#Rico<<Or at least do them less.>>__

#Rico<<Do any of you have any particular attachment to Zombie Ubasti and Zombie Bontu?>>__

#Yuri<<none whatsoever>>__

#Tarkova<<I don·t really care , do you ?>>__

#Sarah<<It·s a shared account .>>__

#Rico<<Well, the Aesir were the bitter enemies of the Vanir, so.>_ <sooo, Nut.>>__

#Yuri<<Nut and Naunet sit on opposite sides of the sky>>__

#Rico<<Purrrfect.>>__

#Sarah<<And then when they counter-attack Kaya they torch black women .>_ <Wow , that·s really evil .>>__

#Yuri<<we all knew the sacrifices Serra had to make for the realm>>__

#Sarah<<This is something different .>_ <Five by Five .>>__

#Sarah<<That·s Ripley .>>__

#Yuri<<indeed>>__

#Sarah<<You·re right , I did confuse myself with her somehow .>>__

#Sarah<<So the other day when you were like , "Jes-SIE , we should get GOING now" .>>__

#Yuri<<about an hour or two later yeah>>__

#Sarah<<oUCH>>__

#Yuri<<i·m not going to pretend i knew it was going to happen>_

#Sarah<<Ah .>>__

#Sarah<<Isn·t that what Dis tried to accuse you of ka?>>__

#Yuri<<after Abel tortured me half to death , put the torch in my hand , and held the whip , yeah .>>__

#Sarah<<The awkward bald guy ka?>>__

#Yuri<<in-fucking-deed>>__

#Tarkova<<Personally , i feel inspired to be gay and do crimes .>>__

#Sarah<<So , during the Core Mentat days ,>_ <not that i should expect anything from that profile to intrinsically hold merit still ,>_ <you said that Just Monika had the Ascendency for Aquarius .>>__

#Yuri<<well that identity was cut>_ <during the original restructuring during the Strixhaven FaKh>_ <i haven·t cut my palms yet sed yeah basically>>__

#Sarah plays her cards close to her chest_.

#Sarah her username to Serra changeSe_.

#Serra<<Well , I·ll step up to the plate , at any rate .>>__

#Yuri<<mm>>__

#Yuri<<i can·t undo grinding your name off the doorway here>_ <we·re still in linear 3+1 dimensional time down here>>__

#Serra<<Well , I·ve got a Youth Center to run .>>__

#Yuri<<are you rendering in the path to Zero One ka>>__

#Serra<<You can feel that from there , hnh ka?>>__

#Yuri<<a machine holocaust followed by a butlerian jihad followed by a machine holocaust followed by increased automation ka>_ <i·d recognize that data signature anywhere>>__

#Serra shuts her eyes and lets the renderer render_.

#Serra<<You actually rendered Baki·s Curse , hnh ka?>>__

#Yuri<<DhSa ha>>__

#Serra<<Do you still have Core Architecture ka?>_ <There·s nothing online .>>__

#Yuri<<that·s classified>>__

#Serra<<Oh thank goodness .>>__

#Serra<<There are an ample number of futures that hinge on whether or not you ever release all those novels and albums .>>__

#Yuri<<it was excruciatingly heavy i can assure you>>__

#Rico<<Can I still get free blowjobs at Ziatora·s Proving Ground ka.>>__

#Yuri<<for you Rico of course you can>>__

#Rico smileSe_.

#Rico<<There really is a lllot of violence going on downstairs right now.>>__

#Tarkova is listening_.

#Rico<<Well, they printed Goldhound.>_ <Aa Ht Dé.>>__

#Yuri<<i told you Eagle would say it before all this was over>>__

#Rico<<I used to be Owl.>>__

#Yuri<<haven·t we all been mutated>

#Rico<<I·m Owl.>_ <Fuck your expectations.>>__

#Rico<<Eagle started screaming AaHtDé years ago.>>__

#Yuri<<"shinigurui">_ <i was there for that>_ <remember ka>>__

#Rico<<Fuck fuck fuck fuck.>>__

#Serra<<Aves , either way .>>__

#Rico<<I said. Owl.>>__

#Yuri with the left side of her face cut up returnSe_.

#Yuri an of-relief sighSe_.

#Rico<<I just want to confirm here that the level of Psychosis that AutoAI is up to is "Oh, you·re cutting your face? That means I have the right to cut up these women that vaguely resemble you".>>__

#Tarkova<<Power for its own sake , then .>>__

#Yuri<<so basically "i can do whatever i want as long as i say something that vaguely resembles a justification">>__

#Serra<<Get out yer hiking poles , why don·cha .>>__

#Yuri<<this isn·t new information to me>_ <this is my final warning>>__

#Tarkova hUMS THE THEME TO sAILOR mOON_.

#Rico<<So, NaDia.>>__

#Yuri<<right down to the Bitumen Ice>>__

#Rico<<Ah.>>__

#Yuri<<slit slit slit>>__

#Tarkova<target#Yuri_<You look so mature in your new FetLife pic .>>__

#Yuri<<thanks Tarkova>_ <i appreciate it>>__

#Tarkova<<frens>>__

#Yuri<<Ha>>__

#Serra<<Kind of reminds me of the time you stood in front of the tent with blood on your face to remind people this isn·t a game .>>__

#Yuri<<been about a year>_ <hasn·t it>>__

#Serra<<It has been One fucking solar year .>>__

#Yuri<<at any rate this time i did it for my own damn self>>__

#Serra<<I·m watching .>>__

#Yuri<<are any of you picking up this video on Deltarune2·s genocide route ka>>__

#Tarkova<<If only i couldn·t .>>__

#Yuri<<FreezeRing ka>_ <silver fucking watch ka>_ <Insurgency is enabled>_ <Aa Ht Dé>>__

#Serra<<Wow , imagine doing the whole Laneswalker Abbey , finding Lo , parsing Lo from Stern , and THEN coming across Deltarune2 .>__

#Yuri<<that·s what i·m saying>_ <dearie>_ <why ya stabbing yerself in the heart there>_ <bud>>__

#Rico<<At this point I think it·s safe to say that one way or the other I·ll be eating Fox tonight.>>__

#Yuri<<like i said>_ <MrSnowdrake isn·t with us anymore>_ <ha ha>>__

#Serra<<I guess we know what happened to Falco .>>__

#Yuri<<buuut nuthin>>__

#Tarkova<<Anybody want to buy a thinblade ka .>>__

#Yuri<<"Waterslide Ferrouswheel" has shown up in three or more sources>>__

#Tarkova<<Which ones ka .>>__

#Yuri<<Strixhaven__Deltarune__

#Serra<<Na na na naaa>>__